|
| |
These are some lies we made up about Trilla.
A Plateosaurus has often been distinguished sobbing mid stream in Buck Branch.
A woman with a sea-green face has purportedly been witnessed on a few occasions walking from trailer to trailer around midnight on a Trilla street.
The phantom of a mail carrier may frequently be noticed going through a bookshelf in the living room of a Trilla residence late at night.
A very large panther may be distinguished repeatedly looking at people in a Trilla house through an air vent.
A female character has sometimes been witnessed in Cunningham Park at night meditating. One of the locals firmly asserts that this phantom is probably the stressed phantom of a person who used to have a home here in Trilla.
| |
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Trilla
Submit a lie about Trilla, Illinois:
Other untruthful towns near Trilla, Illinois:
Lerna, Illinois, 4 miles away
Neoga, Illinois, 9 miles away
Toledo, Illinois, 9 miles away
Jewett, Illinois, 12 miles away
Montrose, Illinois, 13 miles away
Sigel, Illinois, 14 miles away
Teutopolis, Illinois, 17 miles away
Dieterich, Illinois, 18 miles away
Wheeler, Illinois, 20 miles away
Hidalgo, Illinois, 20 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Illinois
|
Ghost Sightings From Trilla
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
MORE JOKES
|
