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These are some lies we made up about Trenton.
A colossal hippopotamus has from time to time been made out by Diebert-Hortsman Dam before sunrise gazing at the water.
A female with larvae crawling out of her ears is sometimes witnessed in Summerfield Park at midnight gripping a headbone. Regardless of what, it is unquestionably a frightening ghost that is preferably not disrupted.
The ghost of a shackled up lady has been said to have been observed on several instances bass fishing from the water's edge of Ron Lake in the early morning hours. One of the local residents confidently declares that this ghost gets pleasure from frightening foolish folks who are courageous enough to upset the peace in Trenton.
A woman clutching her head next to her arm has often been distinguished trying to express something up on the peak of Berger Hill. Some of the people here argue this ghost may be the soul of a local person who died here in Trenton long ago. One thing is for guaranteed, this spirit unquestionably is scary;
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one that you do not want to encounter at midnight.
The ghost of a gentleman having half his head missing has been said to have been witnessed on a handful of occasions at Buckeye Branch in the early morning hours before sunrise chucking stones into the flow.
Aladdin may frequently be perceived staring through building windows in Trenton
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in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The martian navigator of an alien spacecraft may be spotted often watching TV in a Trenton living room on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Trenton
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Ghost Sightings From Trenton
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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