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An extremely large kitten may regularly be observed crying by Bull Run.
An martian explorer from another part of the galaxy can be spotted time and again screaming in Birchwood Park at the stroke of midnight.
A creepy skeleton has every now and then been made out having a seat at the kitchen counter in a Tremont trailer trying to verbalize something. According to the locals, this ghost may perhaps be a celebrated days gone by local of Tremont.
A space invader from another solar system is once in a while seen by Bessler Lake Dam before sunrise looking at the water.
A glowing human form has allegedly been spotted on one or two occasions fishing from the shore of Bessler Lake in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A giant dromedary can every now and then be made out pacing through a home in Tremont.
Bigfoot was made out yelling at a rock in Klemm Memorial Woods around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Tremont
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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