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An extraterrestrial from another solar system can occasionally be perceived throwing stones into the flowing water at Angel Branch late at night.
A giant newt was witnessed looking at the water by Boy Scout Lake Dam at midnight.
A Megalosaurus was witnessed going through trash cans on a Tower Hill residential road.
An extremely large hog was distinguished hanging in the air like a balloon in Tower Hill.
A gigantic pig was perceived looking at a woman sleeping in an armchair in a trailer in Tower Hill.
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Ghost Sightings From Tower Hill
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Ghost Sightings From Tower Hill
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
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