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These are some lies we made up about Toluca.
A space alien is rumored to have been noticed on several instances in the backseat of a Chevy by the driver catching a sight of the spirit in her rear view mirror very late at night.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a UFO may from time to time be perceived pulling up weeds in the front yard of a flat in Toluca.
The spirit of an eleven feet massive giant was witnessed drifting along Gaylords Branch after midnight. The viewer was terrified and fled. A number of of the folks who live in this town claim this ghost is probably the undeceased ghost of a person who used to live here in Toluca. In any event, it's a bloodcurdling phantom that you shouldn't go trying to find.
An alien traveler from another world came into view seated in a beanbag in a trailer in Toluca.
A gigantic cougar was distinguished strolling from trailer to trailer at midnight on a Toluca avenue.
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Ghost Sightings From Toluca
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Ghost Sightings From Toluca
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
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