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These are some lies we made up about Toledo.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos can be made out frequently by Bear Creek trying to find an object.
A giant otter has every so often been witnessed at Lake Louise Dam around midnight taking pleasure in the vista.
A youthful girl in a bloody wedding gown is every now and then distinguished relaxing in a beanbag in a mobile home in Toledo.
A space man is rumored to have been spotted on a few instances examining the surroundings from the summit of Buck Knoll very late at night.
The alien pilot of an unidentified flying object may sometimes be spotted searching for somebody in Austin Hollow at the stroke of midnight.
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Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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