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The ghost of an aged woman carrying a revolver has sometimes been distinguished pointing at the bystander at Virden Recreation Club Lake Dam on a dark night.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief is every now and then noticed sitting at the kitchen counter in a Thayer building staring furiously at the viewer. If you listen to the folks who live here, this ghost may perhaps be a famous past local of Thayer.
A space alien from planet Pluto has been said to have been distinguished on frequent occasions shouting at the bystander to beat it in Union Park after midnight.
The ghost of an aged cleaning lady may from time to time be spotted floating by on Little Panther Creek before sunrise.
A colossal elk has frequently been observed strolling through a home in Thayer.
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Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
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