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A somewhat decomposed human corpse showed up at night floating down Brush Creek. This is one of those ghosts that is seen frequently around here. No matter what, it undeniably is a creepy ghost that is preferably not disrupted.
A space man from the cosmos was seen in Bliss Park in the early morning hours covering a corpse by a sizeable boulder.
A big frightening giant was witnessed in the backseat of a pickup by the driver noticing the spirit in her rear view mirror after midnight.
An alien has frequently been witnessed cutting grass in the front yard of a home in Teutopolis.
The ghost of a farmer having on a farmer hat is often distinguished burrowing a crater at Pauline Lake Dam before dawn.
An alien vacationer from another galaxy has supposedly been made out on a handful of occasions fishing from the water's edge of Lake Pauline after midnight.
A huge goat can frequently be noticed by a person hiking along a trail close to Teutopolis.
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How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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