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These are some lies we made up about Tennessee.
A gigantic mynah bird has allegedly been observed on many occasions in a Tennessee area auto part store, staggering the aisles.
A female with a bottle-green face has frequently been seen turning toward the eye witness in Argyle Hollow at night.
A space man from space is repeatedly seen shouting at the witness to leave at Argyle Lake Dam around midnight.
A massive civet has been said to have been made out on numerous instances on the water's edge of Argyle Lake hurling pieces of wood.
The martian mechanic of a UFO may frequently be made out sitting at a coffee table in a Tennessee house piling chunks of concrete.
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Ghost Sightings From Tennessee
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Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
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