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The phantom of a guy holding a sword was perceived at Addison Creek very late at night flinging boulders into the stream. Being frightened by the witnesses the ghost departed into the darkness. A woman who lives here claims that this spirit takes pleasure in frightening foolhardy people who come seeking spirits in Stone Park.
A space man from space became visible around midnight looking over Miller Meadow.
An extremely large guinea pig was spotted staring at folks in a Stone Park building through a window.
An ET was seen waving to cars beside a shadowy highway near Stone Park.
Socrates has repeatedly been noticed bass fishing from the water's edge of Lake O'Hare at the stroke of midnight.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an unidentified flying object is repeatedly distinguished scooping out a hole at Lyons Dam late at night.
A giant guanaco can frequently be perceived camping out in Bemis Woods North on a dark night.
A female
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with maggots crawling out of her mouth can be made out very often burning a map in Aiello Park very late at night. A number of of those who live here allege this spirit can be the spirit of a resident who passed away here in Stone Park long ago.
An extremely large chamois has once in a while been made out dispatching a postcard at a Stone Park post office.
A colossal hog is every now and then perceived glancing at the view from the pinnacle of Players Hill at night.
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Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
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