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These are some lies we made up about Speer.
The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship has every so often been witnessed on a dark night floating along Camp Creek.
An martian traveler from another planet is sometimes made out relaxing at the dining table in a Speer house.
The ghost of a female with a knife in her head has been seen on a few instances in a deserted spot in the neighborhood of Speer. Some of the locals argue this spirit likes startling foolhardy people who come trying to locate spirits in Speer. Either way, it undeniably is a chilling phantom that you don't want to meet late in the night.
A gargantuan cow was noticed spitting at passing cars by a shadowy highway right next door to Speer.
A massive prairie dog was spotted in Big Bend State Fish and Wildlife Area quite near the park headquarters looking menacing.
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Ghost Sightings From Speer
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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