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A massive turtle is known to have been noticed on several occasions tossing boulders into the stream at Broaddus Run after midnight.
A space man from another solar system may often be witnessed climbing a giant tree in Spring Branch State Conservation Area before dawn.
A space invader may be witnessed time and again in Coal Hollow in the early morning hours before sunrise carving a hole.
A colossal chamois has every now and then been perceived obliterating a picture in Aichison Waterfowl Refuge at the stroke of midnight.
An Anchisaurus is from time to time made out trying to locate a shoe beside a parked Ford in a Sparland parking lot before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From Sparland
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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