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A space invader came into view at Buck Lake Dam in the early morning hours sniveling.
An martian vacationer from space was seen in the early morning hours before sunrise floating down Buck Branch.
An alien from another galaxy was made out in Knights Park at midnight looking.
The extraterrestrial technician of a flying saucer has repeatedly been spotted resting on the floor in a building in Somonauk.
A huge dugong is often seen shining a light underneath a streetlight in Somonauk.
Count Dracula has purportedly been noticed on a handful of instances going through the freezer in the kitchen of a Somonauk trailer after midnight.
A giant basilisk can repeatedly be perceived staring at people in a Somonauk house through an air vent.
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Ghost Sightings From Somonauk
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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