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These are some lies we made up about Smithfield.
The Ugly Duckling has purportedly been observed on several instances burrowing an outlet in Harper - Rector Woods Nature Preserve before dawn.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot can be observed often at Clyde Darst Pond Dam before dawn trashing a photo.
A woman with a sea-green face has occasionally been distinguished flinging bricks into the flow at Badger Creek at midnight. Many people who live here say this phantom is almost certainly the tormented phantom of a resident who used to dwell here in Smithfield.
An martian tourist from another world is now and then spotted looking for a book in Big Hollow at midnight.
A space man from another world has been said to have been observed on a few instances devouring a steak amid the plants of Boyce Orchard.
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Ghost Sightings From Smithfield
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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