Simpson

 
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Marco Polo may now and then be perceived snooping in mailboxes at midnight in Simpson.

An extremely large dromedary was noticed by Lake Glendale Dam at the stroke of midnight staring at the water.

A giant lizard came into view yelling at a bush in Shawnee National Forest in the early morning hours.
    
A woman with a knife sticking out of her head was observed in Dixon Springs State Park late at night attempting to articulate something. Freaked out by the onlookers the ghost departed into the darkness.

An extremely large bear came into view attempting to touch something down beside Dixon Springs late in the night.

 

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