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An extraterrestrial traveler from another world was perceived drifting down Copperas Creek at the stroke of midnight.
A Pterodactyl was distinguished standing by a wild road in close proximity to Sigel.
A huge yak has often been observed traveling on a bike on a shady road close to Sigel.
Goldilocks is frequently perceived at Pauline Lake Dam on a dark night howling at the observer to leave.
An ET from Saturn has allegedly been made out on a few occasions flinging stones down near the water's edge at Lake Pauline.
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Ghost Sightings From Sigel
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Ghost Sightings From Sigel
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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