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These are some lies we made up about Sidney.
A sasquatch has repeatedly been distinguished in Champaign County Conservation Area after midnight devouring a hotdog.
The phantom of a surgeon with a blood-splattered uniform is often perceived at Homer Lake Dam around midnight smoking a pipe. One of the locals determinedly says that this ghost enjoys frightening unwise people who come searching for ghosts in Sidney. Anyway, it sure is a creepy ghost that is preferably not disturbed.
An ET is known to have been spotted on many instances bass fishing from the water's edge of Homer Lake in the early morning hours.
The extraterrestrial captain of a flying saucer may frequently be made out drifting by on Conkey Branch in the early morning hours.
A space man from Venus can be observed frequently sitting on a couch in a house in the neighborhood of Sidney.
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Ghost Sightings From Sidney
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Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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