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These are some lies we made up about Shumway.
A space invader from Venus has supposedly been seen on one or two occasions wandering through a Shumway area burial ground.
Ludwig van Beethoven can once in a while be perceived attempting to state something by the side of a deserted highway outside Shumway late at night.
An extremely large hartebeest was made out struggling to grip something mid stream in Blue Point Creek.
A space man from another part of the galaxy came into view at Central Illinois Public Service Dam late at night taking in the landscape.
An alien emerged in a raft on Cips Lake startling people.
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Ghost Sightings From Shumway
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Ghost Sightings From Shumway
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
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