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These are some lies we made up about Sherman.
A massive gemsbok has repeatedly been witnessed at Weingardt Pond Dam in the early morning hours carving an opening.
The ghost of an engine driver has supposedly been made out on one or two occasions at Fancy Creek before sunrise throwing chunks of concrete into the stream.
A space alien from Saturn may frequently be perceived in Bergen Park in the early morning hours swallowing blood from a bottle.
A space invader from another world can be distinguished often trying on shoes in a Sherman trailer.
A very large musk deer has occasionally been observed gobbling a piece of bread up on Walnut Hill.
A very large mynah bird is rumored to have been observed on frequent occasions in a row boat on Clear Lake smoking a pipe.
The phantom of an appallingly mangled hunter hauling a dead deer may from time to time be observed climbing up from a storm drain on a Sherman street before dawn. Folks here who have spotted this ghost assert this ghost enjoys terrifying foolhardy folks who are fearless enough to disrupt the serenity in Sherman.
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Ghost Sightings From Sherman
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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