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These are some lies we made up about Sheffield.
The ghost of a tied up man may once in a while be seen peeping through home windows in Sheffield in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a young female covered in blood has frequently been observed appearing scary in Hennepin Canal Parkway State Park at the stroke of midnight. Whatever folks state, this ghost undeniably is scary; one that you do not want to meet on a dark night.
A huge snake is repeatedly spotted watching television in a Sheffield living room around midnight.
The martian technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship has supposedly been distinguished on a small number of instances going through trash container on a Sheffield road.
A space man from the Moon may repeatedly be spotted staring across Feeder Basin late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Sheffield
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Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
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