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These are some lies we made up about Seymour.
The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship has been perceived on a small number of occasions staying in a deserted home in Seymour.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another part of the galaxy may often be seen by Lake of the Woods Dam on a dark night staring at the water.
A luminous human body may be observed frequently pondering beside the waterfront at Lake of the Woods. Residents who have noticed this spirit claim this spirit is that of a local who lived here in Seymour many years ago. No matter what, this is a nasty ghost that any rational person would not want to run into.
The ghost of a pregnant female is every so often observed in Lake of the Woods Park around midnight hauling a body across the ground. A woman who lives here argues that this ghost takes pleasure in scaring unwise people who have the guts to interrupt the silence in Seymour.
The ghost of a young gentleman sporting a jacket has allegedly been seen on numerous instances standing by a desolate road outside Seymour.
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Ghost Sightings From Seymour
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Ghost Sightings From Seymour
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
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