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These are some lies we made up about Sandwich.
An martian voyager from another part of the galaxy has frequently been spotted staring at the water by Buck Lake Dam around midnight.
A space alien from planet Pluto is rumored to have been witnessed on frequent occasions in a supermarket in the Sandwich vicinity.
A gentleman with the head of a leprechaun may often be spotted beneath a menacing tall tree in Pappoose Grove reading a tabloid. According to the locals, this spirit loves startling foolish people who come looking for spirits in Sandwich. Whatever folks exclaim, it without a doubt is a frightening ghost that is rather not disrupted.
An alien from outer space may be noticed time and again looking at the panorama from the pinnacle of Maramech Hill on a dark night.
A moderately decomposed human body has occasionally been seen sniveling in Ackleys Run. Well, this is a hostile ghost that you do not want to meet at night.
A woman afire, holding a kerosene bottle is every so often seen
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trying on socks in a Sandwich house.
The ghost of a youthful air force pilot has purportedly been witnessed on a handful of occasions struggling to state something in Foli Park around midnight. In any event, it's a frightening ghost that any commonsensical person would not want to run into.
A young-looking girl wearing a bloody prom dress
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may every so often be spotted snooping in mailboxes at night in Sandwich.
A female with a blue face has regularly been distinguished playing a melody on a xylophone in a Sandwich trailer. If you listen to what the locals allege, this ghost could be the spirit of a local person who passed away here in Sandwich many years ago. Regardless of what, it is unquestionably a creepy ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
The phantom of a mail carrier is often noticed in a mirror in a Sandwich home; the ghost was exclusively perceptible in the mirror.
Ludwig van Beethoven has been seen on a small number of occasions in a house near Sandwich.
An extremely large turtle can often be seen near Buffalo Rock Park & Effigy Tumuli State Park facing the onlooker.
A space man can be spotted very frequently staring angrily at the viewer in Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor quite near the ranger station.
An martian traveler from another solar system has every now and then been perceived trying to find a
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picture beside a parked VW in a Sandwich parking lot before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From Sandwich
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Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
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