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These are some lies we made up about Salem.
The phantom of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead was spotted by a man canoeing in a river right next door to Salem. The phantom acknowledged the presence of the onlooker.
The phantom of a gentleman dressed in military attire came into sight climbing a high tree in Hulls Grove before sunrise. When the ghost was seen it faded away into the thin air.
A woman with a machete sticking out of her head was noticed in Tully Park late at night reading a magazine. Frightened by the onlookers the ghost faded away into the night. One of the folks who live here steadfastly declares that this ghost enjoys terrifying people who are bold enough to upset the serenity in Salem.
Socrates was observed gazing at the water by C and E I Reservoir Dam around midnight.
A giant hamster has frequently been made out sitting on a sofa in a house in Salem.
An armor from the middle ages devoid of a human inside has been said to have been observed on one or
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two occasions yelling by Brubaker Creek.
A Pterodactyl can frequently be spotted struggling to verbalize something beside a streetlamp in Salem.
A huge crow can be made out time and again shining a flash light down at the water's edge at Lake Centralia.
A very large coyote is from time to time distinguished rummaging around in
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the fridge in the kitchen of a Salem flat in the early morning hours.
Henry VIII has been observed on a small number of occasions redistributing orbs around up on the peak of Fikes Hill.
A gigantic lemur has frequently been noticed looking at folks in a Salem building through a keyhole.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another planet is frequently seen in a secluded spot near Salem.
The phantom of a female with a sack fastened around her head has supposedly been witnessed on a small number of occasions sending a postcard at a Salem post office.
An extraterrestrial from Jupiter may often be observed drinking gas from a fuel pump at a fueling station in Salem.
A half transparent gentleman clad as the skipper of a fishing boat may be spotted repeatedly articulating into the thin air as if somebody else was there.
A space alien from the cosmos is sometimes seen walking a Rottweiler before sunrise on a dark Salem street.
Count Dracula can now and then be made out peeking through apartment windows
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in Salem around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Salem
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Ghost Sightings From Salem
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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