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An alien explorer from space has sometimes been spotted at Oliver Reece Pond Dam before sunrise heaving chunks of concrete.
A space invader from another world has been made out on numerous instances dragging a corpse from the freezing water of Little Hickory Creek late at night.
A gigantic springbok may from time to time be distinguished taking a rest on a sofa in an apartment in close proximity to Saint Peter.
A female with a semi transparent body was observed on a dark night chasing a passing VW on a dark highway close to Saint Peter. The ghost did not seem to be worried by the witnesses.
An alien emerged picking flowers in the garden of a home in Saint Peter.
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Ghost Sightings From Saint Peter
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Ghost Sightings From Saint Peter
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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