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These are some lies we made up about Saint Charles.
A headless guy has sometimes been noticed in Baker Park in the early morning hours before sunrise dragging a body over rocks.
The ghost of a surgeon with a blood-covered uniform is every now and then witnessed sitting in an armchair in a trailer close to Saint Charles. Residents who have made out this ghost claim this ghost gets pleasure from terrifying foolhardy people who come trying to locate ghosts in Saint Charles.
The ghost of a man hauling a blood-splattered machete has purportedly been observed on one or two occasions screaming at a shrub in Fabyan County Forest Preserve at midnight. In any case, this spirit unquestionably is frightening; one that any commonsensical person would not want to come across.
An army uniform striding around devoid of a body in it can sometimes be witnessed late at night sprinting after a passing Buick on a shady highway right next door to Saint Charles. Folks argue that this spirit may be the spirit of a local
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who passed on here in Saint Charles some decades ago.
A colossal ram has often been witnessed at Batavia Dam at night looking at the landscape.
An ET is often witnessed scrambling out of Bluff Spring Fen covered in filth late at night.
The phantom of a civil war fighter is rumored to have been witnessed on several occasions drifting
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along on Bowes Creek very late at night.
The phantom of an awfully charred female can frequently be seen picking flowers in the front garden of an apartment in Saint Charles.
The ghost of the driver of a train can be noticed often having a seat on a sofa in an apartment in Saint Charles. One of the people who live here determinedly declares that this spirit is in all probability the undeparted spirit of a local who used to have a home here in Saint Charles. Regardless of what people state, it's a scary ghost that should be left alone.
Vasco da Gama has every now and then been noticed attempting to capture something under a streetlight in Saint Charles.
A woman with no head is once in a while witnessed searching through the closet in the bedroom of a Saint Charles flat late at night. Some of the people here assert this ghost is the tormented soul of a long dead Saint Charles local resident.
A giant donkey can once in a while be noticed meditating in Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor outside the
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Ghost Sightings From Saint Charles
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Ghost Sightings From Saint Charles
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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