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These are some lies we made up about Sadorus.
An alien from deep space has regularly been noticed in the center of Page Run reading a magazine.
The martian technician of an unidentified flying object is regularly distinguished gripping a human skull in West Side Park after midnight.
A space man from Saturn is known to have been perceived on frequent occasions playing a tune on a fiddle in a Sadorus flat.
The ghost of an eight feet high huge giant may frequently be spotted in a Sadorus school very late at night strolling the hallways.
The ghost of a female with half her head missing can be made out very often in a mirror in a Sadorus mobile home; the ghost was only detectable in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Sadorus
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Ghost Sightings From Sadorus
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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