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These are some lies we made up about Roseville.
The spirit of a strapped up gentleman can repeatedly be witnessed by Little Creek going bananas. One of the people who live here decisively claims that this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while traveling through Roseville some decades ago. One thing's for guaranteed, this ghost unquestionably is terrifying; one that you wouldn't wish to bump into before dawn.
A gargantuan beaver can be spotted often hanging out in a vacant structure in Roseville.
The ghost of a street bum has occasionally been made out standing by a desolate road outside Roseville. Either way, this is an intimidating spirit that any normal person wouldn't want to meet.
The martian crew member of an alien spacecraft has supposedly been perceived on numerous occasions in a trailer in Roseville.
An extraterrestrial from Mars can sometimes be witnessed searching for a shoe outside the entrance to Argyle Lake State Park.
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A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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