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These are some lies we made up about Riverside.
A lady with a sword sticking out of her head is regularly noticed at Lyons Dam at the stroke of midnight glugging down paint. If you listen to the people who live here, this phantom may be the spirit of a person who lived here who passed away here in Riverside long ago. Regardless of what folks verbalize, it's sure a chilling spirit that is preferably not disturbed.
Napoleon Bonaparte can repeatedly be spotted flying over Miller Meadow late at night.
An extraterrestrial from planet Saturn may be witnessed frequently by Addison Creek reading a book.
An enormous whale has once in a while been seen looking at people in a Riverside mobile home through a peephole.
The ghost of a female with a bag bound around her head has been said to have been seen on a small number of occasions in a secluded place in the vicinity of Riverside. If you listen to what the locals allege, this ghost is perhaps the undeparted ghost of a local resident who used to live
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here in Riverside.
A partly transparent guy clad as the captain of a oil tanker can every now and then be made out by a big tree in Airie Crown Woods shouting.
A Tyrannosaurus has repeatedly been perceived watching the surroundings from the summit of Players Hill around midnight.
An ET from the cosmos is regularly distinguished
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in Aiello Park before sunrise attempting to capture something.
An enormous ibex has allegedly been spotted on a few instances hovering by a dark road close to Riverside.
A very large jaguar may regularly be distinguished mailing a parcel at a Riverside post office.
Alexander the Great may be witnessed time and again calling out people's names quite near the entrance to Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor.
A gargantuan dormouse has every now and then been seen sipping fuel from a gasoline pump at a refueling station in Riverside.
The ghost of a young-looking gentleman in a confederate uniform is occasionally witnessed articulating into the air as if somebody else was present. Locals here who have distinguished this ghost claim this ghost is the undeceased soul of a long forgotten Riverside resident. One thing's for guaranteed, this spirit undoubtedly is frightening; one that you wouldn't wish to bump into on a dark night.
The alien navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has been
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seen on many occasions walking a Collie before dawn on a gloomy Riverside residential street.
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Ghost Sightings From Riverside
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Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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