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The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has repeatedly been observed by Lake George Dam after midnight staring at the water.
A gigantic reindeer is often distinguished nosing around in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in Richton Park.
The phantom of a guy dressed in a military uniform has allegedly been perceived on a small number of occasions setting up camp in Elliott Woods in the early morning hours. Loads of folks who live here claim this ghost likes scaring foolish people who are fearless enough to disturb the quiet in Richton Park.
A medusa may regularly be noticed playing a guitar in a Richton Park building.
A lady with a knife sticking out of her head has now and then been spotted in Algonquin Park at the stroke of midnight hiding a body by a large rock. Locals here who have distinguished this ghost say this ghost gets pleasure from startling unwise people who come trying to locate ghosts in Richton Park. In
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any event, it in all certainty is a scary ghost that should be steered clear of.
An armor from the middle ages devoid of a human being inside is now and then distinguished pondering on the water's edge of Monee Reservoir. Folks here declare that this ghost could be the spirit of a person who lived here who died here in Richton Park a long time
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ago.
An alien from the Moon has been said to have been spotted on a small number of instances in a Richton Park school after midnight striding the hallways.
A semi see-through man outfitted as the captain of a oil tanker was distinguished in a mirror in a Richton Park house; the ghost was exclusively detectable in the mirror. Scared by the bystanders the ghost receded into the night. No matter what people state, this ghost indisputably is scary; one that is rather not interrupted.
A sizeable terrifying ghost emerged by the entrance to Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor pointing at the witness. When seen the ghost came within reach of the onlooker who then ran away.
The ghost of a young-looking guy having on a confederate uniform emerged in a home near Richton Park. This precise spirit has been distinguished very often in this neighborhood.
A gargantuan seal was witnessed by the entrance to Kankakee River State Park flinging stones.
The spirit of a hobo was observed trying to find
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a bag beside a parked truck in a Richton Park parking lot in the early morning hours. Other accounts of this spirit have been conveyed.
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Ghost Sightings From Richton Park
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Ghost Sightings From Richton Park
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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