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A massive ground hog has from time to time been noticed trying on a jacket in a Reynolds apartment.
A space alien is once in a while noticed at Hidden Lake Dam in the early morning hours enjoying the surroundings.
The alien navigator of an alien spacecraft is known to have been made out on numerous instances creeping up from a drain hole on a Reynolds residential street after midnight.
A massive orangutan may occasionally be made out demolishing an object in the middle of Coal Creek.
The ghost of a badly mangled huntsman pulling a dead deer has repeatedly been noticed on the apex of Army Ridge Bluffs very late at night glancing at the sight. One of the folks who live here strongly claims that this ghost is possibly the tormented ghost of a local who used to have a home here in Reynolds.
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Ghost Sightings From Reynolds
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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