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These are some lies we made up about Radom.
A space invader from another galaxy is sometimes spotted staring angrily at the onlooker down a wild highway near Radom at midnight.
The ghost of a flight attendant has been said to have been distinguished on several occasions taking pleasure in the surroundings at Ashley Dam very late at night.
An ET can every now and then be spotted on the summit of The Pinnacle after midnight watching the scenery.
The ghost of an aged Indian chief was witnessed at Back Creek after midnight tossing pieces of wood into the flowing water. The witness was frightened and fled. If you listen to the folks who live here, this spirit is the undeceased soul of a long departed Radom local person.
The martian pilot of an alien spaceship became visible spending time in an empty mansion in Radom.
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Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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