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The ghost of a lady with a knife in her chest is from time to time observed taking pleasure in the surroundings at Chippewa Estates Dam very late at night.
A gargantuan lamb has allegedly been observed on frequent instances glancing over Quail Meadow on a dark night.
The ghost of a tied up woman can once in a while be perceived looking in Jubilee College State Park late in the night.
A lady hauling her head beneath her arm was noticed at Fargo Run very late at night chucking bricks into the flow. The spirit was ingested by the night after being spotted.
The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft materialized waving to cars beside a shady road right next door to Princeville.
The ghost of a guy having half his head absent emerged sending a parcel at a Princeville post office. When observed the spirit came near the bystander who then fled.
An alien voyager from another world was observed guzzling diesel from a gasoline pump at a fueling station in Princeville.
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Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
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