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These are some lies we made up about Potomac.
The ghost of a young lady covered in blood is repeatedly seen in City Park around midnight clutching a skull.
The alien pilot of an alien spaceship is known to have been witnessed on frequent occasions weeping in Bean Creek.
The spirit of an elderly hag may often be distinguished down near the shore at Windfall Lake staring.
A female's body having an animal's head can be witnessed very frequently staring at the water by Windfall Lake Dam at midnight. Well, it's a bloodcurdling phantom that should be kept away from.
An alien vacationer from the cosmos has every now and then been witnessed riding on a scooter on a gloomy road outside Potomac.
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Ghost Sightings From Potomac
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
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