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These are some lies we made up about Posen.
The spirit of a young woman outfitted as a maid showed up watching movies in a Posen living room in the early morning hours. The bystander became frightened and escaped. In any case, it is in all certainty a frightening ghost that you wouldn't wish to meet late at night.
One of the three Little Pigs was seen glancing over Kickapoo Meadows before sunrise.
The ghost of a dispossessed guy became visible browsing through trash container on a Posen residential road. The ghost acknowledged the presence of the watcher. A man who lives here declares that this ghost is probably the undead ghost of a local person who used to reside here in Posen.
A creepy being was distinguished on a Posen avenue in the early morning hours. The ghost was gobbled up by the thin air after being perceived. A number of of the folks who live in this town argue this ghost is the stressed spirit of a long forgotten Posen resident.
An extraterrestrial was observed looking at the
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landscape at Midlothian Creek Dam in the early morning hours.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spacecraft has regularly been observed pulling a corpse from the ice cold water of Butterfield Creek around midnight.
A gigantic puppy is frequently made out on a dark night crawling out of Stony Creek covered in slime.
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Ghost Sightings From Posen
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Ghost Sightings From Posen
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
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