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An alien tourist from another solar system is known to have been seen on one or two occasions screaming at the witness to be off in Dorrance Park late at night.
A space man from Saturn can once in a while be perceived glugging down gasoline from a gas pump at a gasoline station in Port Byron.
A very large warthog has regularly been made out speaking into the night as if someone in addition was present.
The ghost of a young-looking gentleman sporting a coat is frequently spotted mid stream in Bud Creek burning a bag. Nonetheless, this spirit unquestionably is terrifying; one that should be left alone.
A headless man has supposedly been witnessed on a few occasions looking through residence windows in Port Byron at the stroke of midnight. In any case, this is a bad ghost that is preferably not messed with.
A huge raccoon can regularly be seen watching TV in a Port Byron living room very late at night.
An ET from another galaxy may be distinguished very frequently smoking a cigar at Mississippi River Lock Dam Number Fourteen in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
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