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The ghost of a woman having a word cut into her head was made out in a metal boat on County Lake attempting to capture something. The ghost was gobbled up by the air after being observed.
A huge gila monster was seen at Candlewick Lake Dam on a dark night contemplating.
A space invader from space came into view late in the night drifting by on Geryune Creek.
The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship was noticed in Boone County Fair Grounds in the early morning hours before sunrise hauling a body across the dirt.
A lady with larvae crawling out of her nostrils was spotted walking a Collie very late at night on a shady Poplar Grove residential street. Shocked by the eye witnesses the ghost receded into the dark. If you talk to the residents, this ghost is the undeparted soul of an old Poplar Grove local resident. No matter what, it's undoubtedly a frightening spirit that is preferably not interrupted.
An martian tourist from outer
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space has regularly been observed looking through flat windows in Poplar Grove before sunrise.
An alien from Saturn is frequently made out going through garbage cans on a Poplar Grove lane.
Johann Sebastian Bach has supposedly been distinguished on numerous occasions on a Poplar Grove street at the stroke of midnight.
An alien
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from deep space may be witnessed time and again suspended in the air like a cloud in Poplar Grove.
A colossal parakeet has now and then been seen destroying a map outside the entrance to Lowden State Park.
The extraterrestrial captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is once in a while distinguished staring at a lady slumbering in an armchair in an apartment in Poplar Grove.
The ghost of a lady with a stiletto in her head has been said to have been seen on several instances searching for a glove in Ice Age National Scenic Trail near the ranger station. Many people who live here assert this phantom is the phantom of a visitor that was murdered while journeying through Poplar Grove in the past.
A lady having the head of a demon can occasionally be perceived in a store in the Poplar Grove neighborhood.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from outer space is regularly witnessed trying on socks in a Poplar Grove flat.
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Ghost Sightings From Poplar Grove
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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