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These are some lies we made up about Plainfield.
The phantom of a young woman with a rope around her neck has supposedly been perceived on several occasions in a Plainfield area shoe store, walking the aisles. No matter what, this ghost unquestionably is menacing; one that any sensible person would not want to meet.
A space alien from another world may once in a while be spotted screaming down at the shore at Legion Lake.
A tremendously frightening ghost has regularly been made out shouting at a bush in Hammel Woods around midnight. Whatever folks verbalize, it's a menacing ghost that should be avoided.
A Tyrannosaurus is often observed by Joliet Junior College Lake Dam in the early morning hours looking at the water.
The ghost of an old woman holding a gun has been said to have been witnessed on several instances in Brook Crossings Park around midnight pulling a cadaver across the dirt. Locals who have observed this phantom allege this phantom may very well be a recognized days gone by inhabitant
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of Plainfield.
A gargantuan impala can be spotted very frequently in Lilly Cache Slough late at night trying to dump a body.
The martian captain of a UFO has once in a while been spotted resting at the dining table in a Plainfield house appearing terrifying.
A giant kangaroo is now and then witnessed in East Branch Du Page River
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turning toward the viewer.
The spirit of a waitress has purportedly been observed on numerous occasions pacing through a home in Plainfield. People here allege that this phantom is almost certainly the undeceased phantom of a local resident who used to have a home here in Plainfield. One thing's for guaranteed, it's undeniably a bloodcurdling ghost that you would not want to come across in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The spirit of an elderly Indian chief can now and then be made out riding on a pony by a highway next to Plainfield. A resident asserts that this ghost is the stressed spirit of a long forgotten Plainfield local.
William Shakespeare was made out pacing through a trailer in the neighborhood of Plainfield.
An martian tourist from another solar system became visible by Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor carving a cavity.
A black as coal cockroach that shape-shifted into a female materialized striding through a Plainfield neighborhood churchyard. Many sightings of this
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ghost have been described.
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Ghost Sightings From Plainfield
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Ghost Sightings From Plainfield
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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