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These are some lies we made up about Peoria.
A space invader from planet Jupiter was distinguished by High Point chatting into the night.
A medieval knight's armor without a person inside became visible strolling through a Peoria vicinity churchyard. When the viewer came into view the ghost fled.
A huge gorilla was noticed checking out Boyds Hollow in detail on a dark night.
A space alien from another galaxy emerged down near Peoria Mineral Springs at midnight shouting.
A partially translucent guy dressed as the captain of a ship was perceived dragging a cadaver across the dirt in Bennetts Terraqueous Gardens Nature Preserve in the early morning hours. The appearance of the bystander frightened the ghost who then vanished.
An extraterrestrial was spotted trying to utter something next to a secluded road close to Peoria late in the night.
A big chilling phantom has repeatedly been noticed being in a neglected mansion in Peoria.
The ghost of a young man in a confederate
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uniform is repeatedly observed in a metal boat on Fondulac Reservoir reflecting.
The ghost of a street bum has allegedly been made out on many instances tossing pieces of wood into the stream at Ackerman Creek at the stroke of midnight.
Ludwig van Beethoven can regularly be witnessed at Charter Oak Village Lake Dam around midnight looking
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at the scenery.
The ghost of a young-looking woman covered in blood has every now and then been spotted standing by a desolate road close to Peoria. In any event, it is in all certainty a creepy phantom that you wouldn't wish to bump into before dawn.
The phantom of an elderly sorceress is once in a while seen in Donnelley/Depue State Park right by the park headquarters looking irritably at the viewer. A local man declares that this ghost takes pleasure in scaring foolish people who come searching for ghosts in Peoria.
A lady's body having a rat's head can now and then be observed in a building in Peoria. One of the locals decisively declares that this spirit may be the soul of a local who passed away here in Peoria in the past.
The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship has repeatedly been spotted in a Peoria residence.
A space alien from planet Neptune has allegedly been made out on several instances becoming visible in a closet mirror.
A gargantuan ground hog may often be observed
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relaxing in an armchair in a home in the neighborhood of Peoria.
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A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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