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These are some lies we made up about Pekin.
A gargantuan hyena is now and then distinguished in an apartment in Pekin.
The extraterrestrial technician of a UFO has allegedly been distinguished on one or two occasions looking at the water by Bessler Lake Dam in the early morning hours.
A youthful girl in a blood-splattered wedding gown may once in a while be observed next to the waterfront at Bessler Lake trying to find a person. Some of the people here say this ghost could be the spirit of a local resident who died here in Pekin before the present. No matter what folks state, it's a frightening ghost that should be left alone.
A gentleman having a machete in his head was spotted in a Pekin residence. The ghost reacted to the observer.
A colossal panda materialized late at night drifting down on East Branch Lamarsh Creek.
A space invader from planet Neptune materialized hiding a corpse by a sizeable boulder in Alpha Park on a dark night.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy
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was witnessed marching by a desolate road near Pekin.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves was witnessed coming into view in a bathroom mirror.
A huge dog has regularly been made out right by Jubilee College State Park screaming people's names.
A space invader is repeatedly seen having a seat in a chair in a mobile home right next door
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to Pekin.
An alien explorer from the cosmos is rumored to have been perceived on a small number of instances at the stroke of midnight following a passing Toyota on a gloomy road near Pekin.
A guy's body with the head of a donkey can frequently be observed in the rear seat of a Nissan by the driver observing the spirit in his rear view mirror at the stroke of midnight. One thing is for certain, it undeniably is a frightening ghost that is rather not interrupted.
A gargantuan sheep has now and then been perceived by a woman hunting in a forest close to Pekin.
A womanly shape is once in a while distinguished having a seat in an armchair in a mobile home in Pekin.
The ghost of a gentleman grasping a sword is known to have been observed on one or two occasions stacking boulders by a streetlight in Pekin. Anyhow, this is a nasty phantom that you would not want to meet in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a female with a name carved into her head can sometimes be observed staggering from residence to residence
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at night on a Pekin residential street. It has been alleged that this exact ghost is probably the struggling ghost of a local who used to have a home here in Pekin.
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Ghost Sightings From Pekin
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Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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