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These are some lies we made up about Payson.
An enormous mongoose was seen in the early morning hours before sunrise studying Possum Hollow in detail.
A space alien from another planet has frequently been spotted destroying an object in Burton Cave Nature Preserve at night.
A gargantuan snake is regularly seen browsing through garbage container on a Payson street.
A space man has allegedly been perceived on many occasions looking at the water by Mayer Pond Dam before dawn.
The ghost of a young woman clothed as a house keeper can often be spotted around midnight hovering across Austin Creek Settling Basin. One thing is for certain, this spirit indisputably is frightening; one that any rational person wouldn't want to come across.
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Ghost Sightings From Payson
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Ghost Sightings From Payson
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
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