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These are some lies we made up about Patoka.
The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship is often spotted laundering a blood-covered pillow in Watson Springs around midnight.
A gargantuan cougar is rumored to have been witnessed on a few instances at midnight drifting down on Barden Creek.
A space alien from planet Saturn may frequently be observed on the shore of Illinois No Name Number 2040 Reservoir pushing orbs about.
Aladdin can be perceived over and over again gazing at the water by Weiss Lake Dam at night.
An enormous woodchuck has now and then been made out wandering through a Patoka neighborhood burial ground.
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Ghost Sightings From Patoka
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Ghost Sightings From Patoka
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
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