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Park Ridge, Illinois Lies | |
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These are some lies we made up about Park Ridge.
A lady with the head of a beast was seen going bananas by Crystal Creek. The viewer panicked and ran away.
The spirit of a man having half his head lost has frequently been witnessed heaving boulders into Axehead Lake at night.
A space man from outer space has supposedly been witnessed on one or two instances burrowing a gap in the earth in Algonquin Woods on a dark night.
An extremely large chinchilla may repeatedly be made out stacking stones in Aiello Park late in the night.
The martian captain of an unidentified flying object can be seen frequently being in an abandoned home in Park Ridge.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves has every now and then been noticed standing by a desolate highway right next door to Park Ridge.
A space alien from Mars is from time to time noticed riding on a motorcycle on a shady highway near Park Ridge.
A beheaded lady is rumored to have been perceived on a few occasions glancing at the panorama from
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the peak of Players Hill late at night. Locals here declare that this ghost may very well be a celebrated former time resident of Park Ridge.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos has repeatedly been made out in an apartment in Park Ridge.
The phantom of a teenage girl is regularly observed marching beside a wild road close to Park Ridge.
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gargantuan kangaroo has been said to have been spotted on a handful of instances having a seat in a beanbag in an apartment outside Park Ridge.
An alien may be observed time and again howling in Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor right by the ranger station.
An extraterrestrial voyager from space has every so often been witnessed before dawn pursuing a passing Nissan on a shady road in the neighborhood of Park Ridge.
A figure with a skeleton face dressed in dark robes is once in a while seen in Chain O'Lakes State Park near the park headquarters twinkling a light. A local man declares that this ghost is possibly the struggling ghost of a local resident who used to reside here in Park Ridge.
An enormous sheep has been made out on a small number of instances in the rear seat of a vehicle by the driver noticing the ghost in his rear view mirror in the early morning hours.
Genghis Khan may from time to time be observed by a lady fishing by a lake near Park Ridge.
A wandering spirit was
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made out resting on a sofa in a home in Park Ridge. The ghost didn't seem to be scared by the onlookers.
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Ghost Sightings From Park Ridge
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Ghost Sightings From Park Ridge
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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