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A space invader from planet Mercury has from time to time been spotted glugging down root beer by Swallow Cliffs.
The ghost of a woman having a name engraved into her back is occasionally spotted at Crooked Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise hurling chunks of concrete into the water.
An extremely large puma has supposedly been observed on many occasions discussing into the night by Belly Deep Slough.
A space alien from the cosmos may occasionally be spotted by Bull Frog Lake Dam at midnight looking at the water.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was witnessed walking a Collie on a dark night on a shadowy Palos Park avenue.
A space invader from the Moon came into view dragging a dead body through some bushes in Altman Park late in the night.
A female with worms crawling out of her ears appeared watching cable in a Palos Park living room late in the night. This precise ghost has been
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perceived very frequently in this location. It's been argued that this specific ghost is most likely the tormented ghost of a local resident who used to reside here in Palos Park. One thing's for sure, it's a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
The ghost of a tied up woman was spotted trying to verbalize something on the
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water's edge of Lake Arrowhead. There have been several testimonies about this ghost in the neighborhood. According to the residents, this ghost is the undead soul of an old Palos Park local resident.
Genghis Khan was witnessed in Airie Crown Woods in the early morning hours yelling at a tree.
A space invader from outer space has regularly been seen before sunrise gazing over Sundown Meadows.
The martian mechanic of a flying saucer has been said to have been made out on frequent instances rummaging around in garbage container on a Palos Park lane.
A gargantuan addax can frequently be spotted hovering in the air like a hot-air balloon in Palos Park.
A woman having the head of a demon can be observed often looking chilling in Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor near the park headquarters.
An ET from Pluto has now and then been observed in a store in the Palos Park vicinity.
The ghost of a guy with half his head lost is every now and then observed trying on socks in a Palos Park
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flat. According to what the people who live here declare, this ghost is that of a local who dwelled here in Palos Park before the present. Anyhow, it's undoubtedly a terrifying ghost that should be shunned.
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Ghost Sightings From Palos Park
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Ghost Sightings From Palos Park
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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