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A fluorescent human figure can regularly be distinguished resting at a coffee table in a Palos Hills apartment going mad.
A Stegosaurus can be distinguished time and again being carried by a mule by a road outside Palos Hills.
The ghost of a pregnant woman has every now and then been perceived stacking boulders near the entrance to Goose Lake Prairie State Park. One of the people who live here determinedly argues that this ghost is the undead soul of a long forgotten Palos Hills local person.
A headless man is every now and then made out at a public phone in Palos Hills using the phone. Some of the folks who live here say this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while passing through Palos Hills in the past.
The ghost of a dentist with a bloody uniform has supposedly been seen on one or two instances seeking a picture alongside a desolate road in the neighborhood of Palos Hills around midnight. According to the folks who live here, this phantom is that of a local person who existed here in Palos Hills many years ago.
The alien mechanic of a UFO has often been spotted hanging out in a deserted structure in Palos Hills.
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Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
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