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These are some lies we made up about Palos Heights.
Johann Sebastian Bach is known to have been made out on a handful of instances throwing chunks of concrete into Lake Arrowhead at the stroke of midnight.
A guy with a big hole through his upper body may sometimes be made out in Bachelor Grove before dawn collecting wood to make a fire. One thing is for guaranteed, it indisputably is a frightening ghost that should be avoided.
A female's body with a dog's head was distinguished reading a book in Altman Park in the early morning hours. When the spirit was seen it faded away into the thin air.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an alien spaceship materialized after midnight running after a passing vehicle on a gloomy highway close to Palos Heights.
An alien from Venus was seen crying at Midlothian Creek Dam at the stroke of midnight.
A space man from the cosmos came into sight in the rear seat of a pickup by the driver catching a sight of the ghost in his rear view mirror very late at night.
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somewhat decomposed human cadaver was witnessed struggling to dump a cadaver in Belly Deep Slough before sunrise. Shocked by the viewers the ghost fled into the shadows. One of the people who live here steadfastly says that this ghost may be the soul of a resident who passed away here in Palos Heights many years ago.
The ghost of a grower wearing
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a straw hat was observed trying to capture something by Swallow Cliffs. When observed the ghost came up to the onlooker who then ran away.
A young girl dressed in a bloody wedding gown has repeatedly been made out picking flowers in the garden of a trailer in Palos Heights. Several of the people here argue this ghost may very well be a famous days gone by inhabitant of Palos Heights.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a flying saucer is often spotted at midnight floating along on Crooked Creek.
A gentleman having an axe in his head has been said to have been observed on a small number of occasions by an old woman camping at a campground close to Palos Heights. In any event, this ghost certainly is chilling; one that is rather not upset.
A space invader from planet Venus may repeatedly be spotted relaxing in an armchair in an apartment in Palos Heights.
An alien from another galaxy can be perceived repeatedly outside Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor looking frightening.
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burro has every now and then been distinguished looking irritably at the onlooker next to a streetlight in Palos Heights.
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Ghost Sightings From Palos Heights
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Ghost Sightings From Palos Heights
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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