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These are some lies we made up about Owaneco.
The ghost of an old cleaning lady is now and then distinguished late in the night floating along on Cottonwood Creek.
The ghost of a young lady clad as a house keeper has purportedly been noticed on a small number of instances dragging a corpse over rocks in Jaycee Park before sunrise. In any case, this is a horrible ghost that you wouldn't wish to encounter late at night.
A gargantuan ibex may now and then be spotted at Bertinettis Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight looking at the landscape.
An alien voyager from another solar system has frequently been seen obliterating a shoe near the shore at Bertinetti Lake.
The ghost of a young cowboy is frequently perceived in an Owaneco mobile home.
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Ghost Sightings From Owaneco
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Ghost Sightings From Owaneco
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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