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These are some lies we made up about Orion.
A bloodcurdling skeleton has supposedly been distinguished on one or two occasions smoking a pipe on the water's edge of Lake Lynnwood. According to what the local residents allege, this phantom likes frightening foolhardy folks who are brave enough to disrupt the silence in Orion.
A very large ox can every now and then be noticed in Coal Valley City Park in the early morning hours before sunrise covering a cadaver by a sizeable rock.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from the cosmos was distinguished in a desolate spot near Orion.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy appeared in Lynn Grove in the early morning hours before sunrise shouting at a tree.
The extraterrestrial captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was noticed yelling by Bowles Slough.
An alien from planet Neptune came into sight at Fyre Lake Dam at night attempting to say something.
A space invader from the cosmos was perceived floating down on Coal Creek on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Orion
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Ghost Sightings From Orion
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
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