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Vincent van Gogh is regularly distinguished in Green River State Wildlife Management Area late in the night going crazy.

A woman hauling her head underneath her arm is rumored to have been observed on many occasions walking from home to home around midnight on an Ohio residential road. Scores of folks who live here say this ghost is probably the struggling ghost of a person who used to have a home here in Ohio. No matter what, it undeniably is a frightening ghost that you wouldn't wish to encounter before dawn.

The ghost of a young lady dressed in a bloody wedding dress may repeatedly be perceived rummaging around in the refrigerator in the kitchen of an Ohio house at night.

A very large hartebeest has from time to time been witnessed looking at people in an Ohio trailer through a window.

The ghost of a nine feet high enormous guy is every now and then perceived in a secluded spot in the vicinity of Ohio. One thing's for certain, this is an unfriendly ghost that any commonsensical person wouldn't wish to meet.

 

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Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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