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These are some lies we made up about Oak Park.
A sizeable frightening ogre can frequently be observed rummaging around in trash cans on an Oak Park avenue.
The creepy ghost of a conquistador can be distinguished often in Aiello Park at midnight reasoning. It's been said that this exact ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while passing through Oak Park some decades ago. Anyhow, it unquestionably is a creepy ghost that is better not disturbed.
A man that shape-shifted into a vampire has sometimes been seen on the top of Players Hill late at night monitoring the vista.
An alien from Pluto has purportedly been made out on several instances hovering in the air like a balloon in Oak Park.
A giant musk-ox may from time to time be seen fluttering across Miller Meadow before dawn.
A glowing human form has regularly been seen at Lyons Dam at the stroke of midnight taking in the vista. According to the local residents, this ghost is that of a local person who had a house here
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in Oak Park some decades ago.
A space invader from another galaxy has purportedly been spotted on numerous instances on the shore of Schiller Pond tossing rocks.
Ferdinand Magellan may regularly be noticed by Addison Creek carving an outlet.
The ghost of a pregnant woman may be distinguished often hunting with a shotgun in Brezina
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Woods around midnight. If you listen to what the local residents say, this ghost takes pleasure in scaring foolish folks who are brave enough to disrupt the quiet in Oak Park. In any event, this ghost undeniably is bloodcurdling; one that you wouldn't wish to meet on a dark night.
A headless man has once in a while been observed in a shoe store in the Oak Park vicinity.
A massive guanaco is every so often seen trying on a hat in an Oak Park trailer.
The ghost of a dentist with a bloody uniform has been seen on a few instances ascending out of a storm drain on an Oak Park avenue in the early morning hours.
A space invader can sometimes be noticed performing a song on an accordion in an Oak Park flat.
An enormous oryx was observed reading a book outside the entrance to Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor.
A gigantic horse materialized in an Oak Park school late at night staggering the corridors.
A massive parrot was distinguished screaming in Chain O'Lakes State Park outside the
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Ghost Sightings From Oak Park
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Ghost Sightings From Oak Park
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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