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These are some lies we made up about Oak Brook.
An martian voyager from outer space is known to have been noticed on a small number of instances suspended in the air like a cloud in Oak Brook.
The ghost of a woman having half her head absent can repeatedly be witnessed in a supermarket in the Oak Brook neighborhood. No matter what folks say, it's undeniably a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
An extraterrestrial from another world may be seen over and over again in Airie Crown Woods after midnight cutting down a towering tree.
A female with a machete in her head has sometimes been seen hovering across Sundown Meadows in the early morning hours before sunrise.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves is sometimes witnessed trying on a hat in an Oak Brook flat.
A massive dingo has allegedly been distinguished on numerous occasions at Bull Frog Lake Dam after midnight looking creepy.
A drifting ghost was noticed dragging a cadaver through some bushes in Argonne National
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Laboratory Reservation after midnight. When witnessed the ghost approached the watcher who then ran away. Local people who have seen this ghost allege this ghost can be the soul of a local resident who died here in Oak Brook many years ago.
The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship came into sight in the middle of Addison Creek looking
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irritably at the viewer.
An extraterrestrial tourist from outer space was seen creeping out of Boomerang Slough soaked in filth after midnight.
An alien from Jupiter appeared tossing stones on the water's edge of Joes Pond.
A space alien from another solar system was spotted struggling out from a drain hole on an Oak Brook avenue in the early morning hours.
The phantom of a jet pilot was witnessed nosing around in mailboxes at midnight in Oak Brook. There are additional reports with reference to this spirit in the area.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart has repeatedly been noticed dining on a melon outside Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor.
A massive raccoon is regularly made out playing a melody on a piano in an Oak Brook home.
An ET is known to have been noticed on a handful of occasions in an Oak Brook school late at night marching the hallways.
The spirit of a sturdy lumberjack grasping a big axe may regularly be perceived quite near Chain O'Lakes State Park reading a book. Folks
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here say that this ghost is probably the undeceased ghost of a local who used to dwell here in Oak Brook. Nevertheless, this ghost sure is scary; one that should be stayed away from.
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Ghost Sightings From Oak Brook
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Ghost Sightings From Oak Brook
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
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